PHP: Dying since 1995

'Dying since 1995', that's apparently the unofficial slogan for PHP. This year it turned 25, and it's more popular than ever.

The JetBrains folks (developers of the PhpStorm IDE), have put together a timeline of the language's evolution since 1995.

I wish PHP a happy birthday and another 25 years of prominence. I'd just like static typing in return.